what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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