angelosnyder is not gay

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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