What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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give me a thumbs up

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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