- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

roses are red, violets are blue.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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