What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

William wright is Gay

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

No, Trinidad.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Hitler

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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