- Anti Joke

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.