why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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The MLS

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