Abortion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

once upon a time, it snowed

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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