why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Your Mom!!!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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