Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Internet Explorer

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Fine, the facts add up, excuse me if disinfecting what is left of my eyeball hurts like a bitch and reminds me of the fun I had losing about half of it and my eyelid left/right eyelid (I cannot tell left from right, I was born that way, on the bright side I can use both hands for everything). You know, I am sorry for taking such drastic measures, you know I could have spent the entire day with my wife and both my eyes, we where going on a trip around the world and stuff. Instead she is in police custody and I am stuck looking like a fucking pirate and my friend here does not quite get that its not the aching burning pain of living hell that gets to me, but rather the sensation of feeling pain at the core of my fucking eye whose sensation is so fucking overwhelming that I get just a little bit ticked off. Fucking hell am I glad we do not have a kid. I cannot pick up the phone, you see, its not my number, I paid off a couple of friends (do not really know them) To change their names to Nero. Now, if this is true and you have no idea who assaulted me, then you should have no problem knowing that I wont reveal where you live because we live pretty close to one another, you are not the only one that has proxies. If you do not mind you will have to chat with me here for a while, my eye hurts like a bitch and the fucked up sensation gives me just a tiny bit of anxiety, I will answer the phone, when my fucking hands stop trembling, I already dropped the fucking cell twice. Now it is busted and my friend is trying to put the chip into the other one yadayada, given the conditions I will call you,

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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