Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Black...

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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book 'em danno

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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