Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

H o m o comes out as homo

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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