- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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