Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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ass.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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420

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Anti Joke

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