What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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gay pom...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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