- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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