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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

your mom

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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