Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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