- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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