I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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