What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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soccer

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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