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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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