- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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