Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

run farther?

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

out of your comfort zone

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Where are you going Your house

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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