- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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