Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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