How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Anti Joke

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