10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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