what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Knock Knock Not Yet

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Pineapple.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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