Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Your Mom

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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