- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

What's brown and sticky? A stick

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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