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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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