- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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