Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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