yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssLOLIAMINTHESIDEBAR:Dyouaregaylol

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Penis

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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balls

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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