- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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