Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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You see how lame this is?

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Womens Rights

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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