What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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