Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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