What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Womens' sports

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Y u do dis?

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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