- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

what do u call a black person by his name

i have a christmas tree.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

kill yourself

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

That's what SHE said!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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