- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

The Game.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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