What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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CRY

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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