What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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