- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Yanter, Look it up

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.