Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Cool Brian

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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