Im batman...suck it losers

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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A Pakistani news reader.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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