What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Lil Wayne

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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book 'em danno

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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