What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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