- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

An irish man walks out of a bar

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Wanker

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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