- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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