doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

womens rights

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

hi joshua

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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