What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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anal seepage

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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haha

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Anti Joke

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