I was so fat I went on a diet

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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An Artic Storm.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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