Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

women's rights.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Guess what. Chicken butt.

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