What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

womens rights

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

hi joshua

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Wigan.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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