watch me nae nae

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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