why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

thumb_up thumb_down -14

24

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I dont have a girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down -14

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops