- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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