why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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I <3 Hitler

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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womens rights

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Justin Beiber

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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