- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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