- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

what do u call a apple a apple

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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