How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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