- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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