Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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