- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

this is not a joke.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What's white and gluey Glue

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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